Sunday, January 29, 2006
the things that I do not particularly relish:
Smelling the light perfume mist that I happily walked into the night before, which now lingers in the bathroom, causing nauseousness.
Going up and down my ladder.
Having to force my eyes open in the morning, since they are apparently stuck with some sort of invisible tape.
Forcing myself to drink water and greasy food after waking up (well the greasy food isn't much of a chore, just the chewing part ;)
Cleaning yesterday's glasses left in the sink which still have the syrup of liquor on their rim and stem, despite the quick rinse from the night before.
Yesterday's worst pick-up: "Hey ladies, I need a woman's opinion," not a bad intro, but then he proceeded to tell an elaborate story about how his 'friend's' girlfriend found a shoe box with photos of an ex-girlfriend, which resulted in an ultimatum and how would we react? Then pretended the phone call he received wasn't in fact from his girlfriend. Our consensus by the way was as long as the photos of the ex weren't on a mantle or something, then whatever. I have some pictures of my exes and even though I don't have feelings for them any longer, I wouldn't want to have to give them up if I didn't want to.
Yesterday's best icebreaker: Leans in though the crowd and says "How am I gonna be able talk to you with all these people in the way?"